Monday 14 April 2008

Taking the spirit of free enterprise too far

The Tories claim to be the party of free enterprise and according to allegations in today's press someone at their Scottish HQ in Edinburgh has taken this belief a tad too far. It seem that they have had to call in Lothian & Borders finest after an office worker managed, allegedly, to make off with £150 000 from their coffers.

A Scottish Tory spokesperson has said:
"The whole thing has been a major embarrassment. It has shown the accounting system was not too robust - which is why nobody noticed until it was too late. An individual has been referred to Lothian & Borders police."

Couldn't happen to a nicer party.

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