The Tories claim to be the party of free enterprise and according to allegations in today's press someone at their Scottish HQ in Edinburgh has taken this belief a tad too far. It seem that they have had to call in Lothian & Borders finest after an office worker managed, allegedly, to make off with £150 000 from their coffers.
A Scottish Tory spokesperson has said:
"The whole thing has been a major embarrassment. It has shown the accounting system was not too robust - which is why nobody noticed until it was too late. An individual has been referred to Lothian & Borders police."
Couldn't happen to a nicer party.