Cayman Went*

The story in yesterday's Guardian about a bloke walking into an aquarium in Norway and walking out with a cayman alligator had me hooting with laughter at the thought of someone nonchalantly strolling out with a bloody big 'gator tucked underneath his arm and nobody noticing.

It also gives me the opportunity to repeat the "Modern Urban Myth" about the old style North Lanarkshire Labour Councillor who said in full council: "Folk have been making allegations about how we run this council and I ken who the alligators are."

Also gives the chance to make the alligator sandwich joke............

*This post heading should bring a smile of recognition to anyone from the West of Scotland and leave the rest of the world gently scratching their heads.