Ripped off from the Herald's Diary

The (Glasgow) Herald's Diary column, penned by Ken Smith, Can usually be relied on to produce a smile even on the dreichest Scottish Monday morning. Today was no exception and I unreservedly pinch this joke from today's column:

"The latest strategy by Democrat presidential hopeful Barack Obama to attract the Irish vote in New York - he's adding an apostrophe to his surname after the O."